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    Never Marry A Blonde

    A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

    "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

    "No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"


     


    "Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

    "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."

    "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

    "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"



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    hahahahhaha....nice share...dumb women...lolz

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    Thanks buddy

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    welcome friend...

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    mmmmmmmm

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    mmmmmm?

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