A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother
outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there,
he was approached by a man who asked,

"Hi Son, can you please tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied,
"Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right.

The man thanked the boy kindly, and complimented him on how
bright he was and said. "I'm the new Reverend in town.
If you and your Mum come to church on Sunday,
I'll show you both how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle;
"You're kidding me, right?
You can't even find the Post Office."