1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_

2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!*


3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*

4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
*Which book has helped you most in your life?*
*The woman replied , My husbands cheque book!*

5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*

6. Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." Whats the secret?"_
Old man : I forgot her name and Im scared to ask her!*

7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So Id be in your hands all day._
*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*]]

*Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...*