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    Joke

    A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the
    highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

    "I can't do that, officer."
    "Why not?"
    "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that
    tube."
    "Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
    "Can't do that either, officer."
    "Why not?"
    "Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
    "Alright, we could get a blood sample."
    "Can't do that either, officer."
    "Why not?"
    "Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
    "Fine then, just walk this white line."
    "Can't do that either, officer."
    "Why not?"
    "Because I'm drunk."



     

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    hahahaahaha..............nice one.

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    lolzzzzzzzz

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    hahahhahahaha....nice joke

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