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    What they want and what they get

    What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professional
    man who will just love them for who they are.
    What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them only
    because no other woman wants him.

    What men want in a woman: A combination of Carol Brady and Pamela Anderson; Wonderful Mom...
    What men get: Someone who immediately begins to gain those 80 extra
    lbs the moment after she says "I Do", beginning with the wedding cake!

    What women want in bed: A passionate lover who takes the time to kiss
    and gently caress, slowly building up to a wonderful joyous experience
    together.

    What they get: "Wham-Bam-Thank-You Ma'am!", Belch, Fart, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    What men expect out of a marriage: 3 loving children who honor their
    parents.
    What they get: 3 helions who are a combination of their parents every
    fault and make their life a living hell.

    1st anniversary card from husband to wife: "My sweet loving wife....I
    hope this first year is a reflection of the next 60 years, you are my heart
    and soul, I am forever yours."

    5th anniversary card: "I love you so much honey...words cannot describe."

    10th anniversary card: "Hey, how's it hangin'? Love Ya'!!"

    15th anniversary card: "Ummmmmmmmm......'sup?"









    16th anniversary card from wife to husband: "You are hereby summoned
    to divorce proceedings..."





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    hahaahahha.... correct bola...nice post



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    thanks for the reply buddy...



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    lolz... nice post muffy.... i liked it alot...



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    thanks for visiting Zara..



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    most welcome janu....



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    Hahahaha...Very nice one



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    Thanks Jo!!



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    superb................

    specially............. 16th anniversary.



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    thanks for the visit saber



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