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    Man + woman

    Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

    Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

    Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

    Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

    Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

    Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

    Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

    Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

    A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


     


    To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

    To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

    Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument



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    repost but still nice and funny...thnx for sharing....

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    hmmm... nice post... heehehe

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    yeah...its nice

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    nice.. but muffy.. its a dumb man +smart woman= pregnancy.. cuz a man should kno wht he is doing.. its not up to the woman to be pregnant.. n-e-ways its really funny....

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    don't go so deep haily, otherwise there are more issues to be discussed...........lolz

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    lolzzzzzzzzzz hey i was just bringing up this one.. cuz it didnt make sense.. u kno im rite.....

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    yea u r rite at this point....

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    like always.. lol

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    i told (at this point) not always...lolz

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