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    Male Bashing (written by a female :P )

    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.


    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are...


    Q: What do men have in common with cer amic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


     



    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares??.. ...(both are equally dense!!)


    Q: What did God say after he created man?
    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!! (Yea)


    Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
    A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


    Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    A: i) no mind ii) no business


    Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ..LOL!!!


    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.


    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    A: Exchange him!!


    Q: Why do men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract.

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    Disclaimer: No Hard Feelings Guys, all the above points are written by women with no piece of evidence



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    hahahhaah....nice post...but some are remaining lemme add some more...

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
    2 Q: Why is a laundromat a bad place to pick up a woman?
    A: 'Cos a woman who can't afford a washing machine will not be able to support you.

    3 Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    4 Q: When do you know a woman is about to say something smart?
    A: When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

    5 Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
    A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

    6 Women are like guns. Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

    7 Q: If your dog is barking at the back door & your wife yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    A: The dog. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

    8 All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

    9 Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A: A woman that won't do what she's told.

    10 I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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    hahahahahahahaha.....nice post lovely...

    sunny nice reply....

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    thanks zara jee....

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    nice add ons..he he he

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    hahaha...

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    lolzzzzzz lovely angle.. thats amazing. i love it...

    nd sunny my sis had this key chain, nd it said All men are alike, they just have different faces.....

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    hmmmmmmmmmm... its not so hails.....just try to c the reality not what ur sis says...

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    lol... i kno.. this is all a joke.. plus my sis engaged, insanely inlove with her fiance.....

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    [email protected]aily.... insanely invlove wid her fiance... hehehehe..... she shud be...

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