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Smart man +Smart woman = romance
Smart man +Dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
Dumb man +Dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss +Smart employee = profit
Smart boss +Dumb employee = production
Dumb boss +Smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss +Dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn'tneed.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
area lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and shedoes.
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in theribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after Istarted doing the same thing to them at funerals.