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    this is just for laugh....




    Just for Laughs

    may you have already read this before....




    Two men


    met while both where looking for their lost wives.

    1st: How yours look like?

    2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

    1st:

    Forget mine.

    Lets find yours!!

    **********

    Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

    He shoots his friend to death.

    Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

    **********


    What is the definition of Mistress?

    Someone between the Mister and Mattress

    **********

    Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

    "Without Information Fighting Everytime"

    Wife replies," No, It means ,

    "With Idiot For Ever!!!"


    **********

    Three Feelings:

    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

    Stress is when wife is pregnant,

    Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and



    Panic

    is when both are pregnant.

    **********

    Teacher: u know the importance of period?

    Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

    **********

    Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

    No, I work in a condom factory & these are

    customer complaints.










    **********

    Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

    Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

    **********

    Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

    Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

    Mother Faints... --




    **********






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    Lolz good ones.



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    some read but some new 4 me i m laughing hhahaaaaa



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    hahahahah.............nice...................



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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz u kno zara once i was talking to my mom abt all these stuff..ill just tell u on the phn...



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    ok haily i m w8ing lolz

    they r all funny...lolz



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    hehe



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    hahahahahha..... nice and so funny



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