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    Humour....different types of marketing..:-)





    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: "I am very rich.
    "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

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    2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
    gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
    pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
    "Marry him." -That's Advertising..."


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    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
    call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
    "Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."


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    4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
    and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
    her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."


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    5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
    up to you and says:"You are very rich!
    "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."


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    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
    a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."


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    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
    introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."


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    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say anything, another person come
    and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
    goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."


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    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
    wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."







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    lolzz wow very nice....

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    hahaahah...nice

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