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    Why men are happier !!

    Why men are happier !!

    Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...


    Your last name stays put.


    The garage is all yours.


    Wedding plans take care of themselves.


    Chocolate is just another snack.


    You can be President. You can never be pregnant.



     


    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.


    Car Mechanics tell you the truth.


    The world is your urinal.


    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.


    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.


    Same work, more pay.


    Wrinkles add character.


    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.


    People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.


    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.


    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.


    One mood all the time.


    Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.


    You know stuff about tanks.


    A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.


    You can open all of your own jars.


    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.


    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.


    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.


    You never have strap problems in public.


    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.


    Everything on your face stays its original color.


    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.


    You only have to shave your face and neck.


    You can play with toys all your life.


    Your belly usually hides your big hips.


    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.


    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.


    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.


    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.


    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier!

    (P/S by Shains: I don't Think so)



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    hahahaha... thats true....

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    some of these r extremely funny...lolz hahahahah

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    Re: Why men are happier !!

    Quote Originally Posted by shainee
    Why men are happier !!

    Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...


    Your last name stays put. - At least we got to change


    The garage is all yours. - keep it, clean it, wash the car, vacumm ..we are so please to let go the garage


    Wedding plans take care of themselves. - pls don't interfere, guys got no taste


    Chocolate is just another snack. - No wonder u guys grow fat fast


    You can be President. You can never be pregnant. - God knows, who is more capable to be called mom


    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. - woman have got modesty, thank god


    Car Mechanics tell you the truth. - as if all man knows bout car, most of them just act like they know


    The world is your urinal. - so sorry for u guys


    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - dirty guys


    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - bcos screws is ur business ...hahahaha


    Same work, more pay. - cheating!!!


    Wrinkles add character. - admit it, old man


    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. -cheap!!! cheap!!!


    People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. - I'm proud, aren't u all gals??


    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - hmmm..


    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - bcos, it have been the same old fasion for centuries


    One mood all the time. - no character


    Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. - poor comunication skill


    You know stuff about tanks. - what tank??


    A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. - sweat smell maybe good for u guys


    You can open all of your own jars. - do u all open any??


    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. - no more


    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. - shameless


    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. -dirt cheap


    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. - afterall they look alike


    You never have strap problems in public. - oh ya!!


    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. - nobody thought u all to be groomed?


    Everything on your face stays its original color. - not artistic


    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. - wat else can u all do??


    You only have to shave your face and neck. - even that u guys are so lazy


    You can play with toys all your life. - childish!!! childish!!!


    Your belly usually hides your big hips. - fatty bom bom


    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. - no style


    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. - thick face


    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. - ugly!! ugly!!


    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. - really??


    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. - same item for everybody??

    No wonder men are happier! - how can I trust this??

    (P/S: I don't Think so)

    hey guys... just for fun...read my review... hehehehe

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    hahahahahaha... again they r so funny..... guys guys guys... cheersss...

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    correct shainee,men r happier with 1 wallet n 1 pair of shoes 4 all seasons but girls have 2 much tention about these matching,matching matching................................

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    hahahaha.....

    oh my...

    thats very funny

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    lolzzzzzzzzz i read this before..this is soo funny..i had this one frnd, and she was like i dont if i should be jealous, or depress...lol..its soo funny...it just makes u realize soo much when ur reading it..omg....

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    hahahahaha... to some extent they r lucky.... but u now pros and cons always come 2gether...

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    mm yea...well speaking correctly.. were both beneficial for eachother.. i dont think woman would be anything without them, same goes for them....they think were lucky....they think gurls have it sooo easy in this world....lol...

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