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    NEWLYWEDS

    A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

    So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

    'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

    'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a beer.'

    The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

    She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... '

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?'

    She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

    'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?'

    She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.


     


    'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know there's swearing, dirty words and all that... '

    'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOUR ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'

    And... they lived happily ever after



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    lol i read this before..... eww there sweet talk isnt that romantic.... calling ur husband a puffy face..wht the hell?

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    [email protected] comment....

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    hahahaha....nice post

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    seriously zara..would ever call ur husband a puffy face..? lol.

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    never.... hahahahahaha.... u r so cute haily.... puffy face is like he got swelling.... hahahahaha....lolz..... i m still laughing at the way u r behaving... so cute...

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    hahaha....very good

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    lol zara...swollen face...ewww lol....

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    lolz.... like a sponge...

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    i kno......u kno talking abt this..i think im gonna call my husband babes.....

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