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    The Perfect Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."


     


    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"



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    heehehehehehe

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    Nice joke..................

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    hahahahhaa... very nice...have heard b4

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    lol

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    hahahhahaahahahhahahhahahhaha................

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabercool
    hahahhahaahahahhahahhahahhaha................
    saber do u know who's phone was that????? and who was the lady?

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    no sunny why dont u tell us

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    am sure the others know........ok Talha, Candid, Muffy.......u have to decide.....

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    u gave mt these choices to decide whose phone is it?

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