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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"


For a rebuttal, you may laugh at the following Indian version.

The woman argued.
'I had a pot of milk. I borrowed culture
(fermenting Agent)' from my neighbor and used it to make curd. Who owns the curd?'

She won the case.