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Law of equality 💠


The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞📱
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I argued👿... She argued👿...
I shouted😡... She shouted😡 and then she cried😭


Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...😝😝😝




One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"


His Wife Added a feature in it called


'Last Seen At'😜👌


Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....
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Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! 😉
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What's Marriage?


Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans


That Destroys All The Six Senses


And Makes The Person NON Sense..!




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Definition Of Happy Couple -


HE Does What SHE Wants…


SHE Does What SHE Wants.




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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.


Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!




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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."


-Shakespear


"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."


-Shakespear's Wife




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Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹