Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
 Donít feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
 Donít marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, youíll regret it later.
 You canít buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
 Marriage is give and take. Youíd better give it to her or sheíll take it anyway.
 My wife and I always compromise. I admit Iím wrong and she agrees with me.
 Those who canít laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
 Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
 Youíre getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
 It doesnít matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
 Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
 Itís funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Itís like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
 There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
 There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!