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"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."

Listening to your wife is like reading the terms conditions of a website.
You donít understand it but you still accept it.

Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life - how can you let such good training go to waste?

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does


What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife ďI saw a lady, looked exactly like you" wife asks "WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??"
You canít say 'No' and you canít say 'Yes' Ė now thatís Checkmate!


STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my only investment, that has doubled.''