Two women have just arrived at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

First Woman: "Myself, I froze to death"
Second Woman: "You froze to death? how horrible!"

First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

Second Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First Woman: "So what happened?"

Second Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up to the attic and searched, then ran all the way back down to the basement and searched. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over from a heart attack and died."

First Woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - We'd both still be alive..."

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