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    GREATEST BLONDE EVER

    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….

    * she called me to get my phone number.

    * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”

    * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

    *she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

    *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

    *she tried to drown a fish.

    *she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

    *she tripped over a cordless phone.

    *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


     


    *she studied for a blood test.

    *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

    *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

    *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

    *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home



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    hahahahaha.... it was so funny...

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    Ha Ha Ha He He He Hu hu hu hu hah ha haha
    Very nice Haily... Keep it up....

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    hilarious

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    hahhaha... nice

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    Good ones.

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    extremely funny

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    thnx for reading.....

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    most welcome honey

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    so this show that haily is also blonde













    just joking

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