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    NOT SO LOVING WIFE

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

    After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

    “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

    “Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

    “If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

    “He said you’re going to die,” she replied.



     



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    i have read this joke many times... but can get it...

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    that she wants him dead....the doc is like make sure u dont make him stress out, and then she tells him that the doc said ull die, so that makes his more stress out and he'll die

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    hahahahahahahahaha... oh i got it... thanx svety

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    ur welcome..ru getting off from skool, or will be starting after next week....

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    my classes will start from january...mid jan...

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    so u didnt start this semester?

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    i had my fall 2008 final on dec 2,3 and 4.... now i m free... i got 4.0 gp.... my spring semester will start from mid jan...

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    omg im soooo PROUD OF U...NICE..wow so ur on ur winter brake..my last day is the 23...so how do u like ur skool?

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    well... i dont like anything at all.....here... lolz...

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