Hard Facts!
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Every man should get married some time; after
all , happiness is not the only thing in life !!


--Anonymous


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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that
some men should
be happier than others.


--Oscar Wilde




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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.


--Scottish Proverb




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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.


--Sam Kinison


( i loved this one )
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing ,
they marry later; for
another thing , they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken




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When a newly married couple smiles , everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles , everyone
wonders why.


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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.


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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.




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I take my wife everywhere , but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.


--Anonymous


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I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said , "Somewhere I h! ave never
been!" I told her ,
"How about the kitchen?"


--Anonymous


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We always hold hands. If I let go , she shops.


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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.


--Anonymous


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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.


--Anonymous


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She ran after the garbage truck , yelling , "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled , "No , jump in."


--Anonymous


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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."


--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor , who do you let in
first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!


--Anonymous


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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his
attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man
seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating ,
'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man
approached him and said , "Sir ,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief , but
this
demonstration of pain is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn
so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect
himself , then
replied "My wife's first husband."