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    How Marketing is Taught at IIM

    A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
    "I am very rich. Marry me!"
    That's Direct Marketing

    One of your friends points at you and says:
    "He's very rich. Marry him."
    That's Advertising

    You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
    "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
    That's Telemarketing

    You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
    "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
    That's Public Relations


     


    She walks up to you and says:
    "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
    That's Brand Recognition

    You go up to her and say:
    "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
    That's Customer Feedback



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