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    Varun_Abhi
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    Keep laughing

    This is very hilarious.. Laughter is the best medicine.....

    3+ 3 =8
    Bataao Kaise?



    Bataao Bataao!



    Nahi Pata?!!



    Are
    Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Teacher: 'A' for?
    Student: Apple !!!
    Teacher: Jor se bolo
    Student: JAI MATA DI

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    1) Smoking
    2) Drinking
    3) Charas
    4) Ganja
    5) Chicken
    6) Mutton
    7) Oily food
    Masala
    9) Sleep & obesity
    10) Pollution

    = Heart Attack

    Matlab

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    DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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    What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

    think
    think
    think
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    tired of thinking???



    Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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    Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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    okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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    ok whats the opp of venky's..



    venlocks...
    (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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    Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


    ' Come ' palakrishnan.

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    What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

    Subramanium Didn't See Me.

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    one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
    c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
    liking each other..and finally they get married.
    what MORAL do u get???
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    An IDEA can change your wife.

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    A person went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.



    Guess why ?



    because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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    ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
    nikalega???????
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    geela ho ke nikalega......

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    ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

    sweets nops

    sault nopes

    think

    think




    are yaar
    birla white cement
    kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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    whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
    jumping from 10th floor?
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    former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
    later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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    Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
    Orange ?

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    the answer is ..........
    They Both Are Not a Banana !!




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    Nice jokes, but I think they have been posted earlier.

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    i didnt get the 2nd 1....

    Teacher: 'A' for?
    Student: Apple !!!
    Teacher: Jor se bolo
    Student: JAI MATA DI

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