Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Some more jokes

  1. #1
    Varun_Abhi
    Guest

    Some more jokes

    PUNJABI GIRLS
    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
    wives duties. The first man had married a woman from New Delhi , and
    bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
    house cleaning.
    He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
    house and the dishes were done.


     


    The second man had married a woman from Bombay.
    He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
    cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any
    results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was
    clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Punjabi girl. He boasted that he told her that
    her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
    laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
    first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything
    but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
    little out of his left eye.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Wife: "What are you doing?"
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
    certificate for an hour."
    Husband : "I was just looking for the expiration date."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
    Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
    Wife : "Yes and no."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet to the
    office. Why?"
    Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how
    impossible,
    I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
    Wife: "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for
    you?"
    Hubby: "Yes!! "I see your picture and say to myself,
    "What other problem can there be greater than this
    one?"
    -------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
    he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
    Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
    Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have
    married me if my father
    hadn't left me a fortune?"
    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married
    you,
    NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report
    card."
    Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
    parents."
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
    forever.
    The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warnin g."
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    A wife asked her husband:
    "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy
    body?"
    He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
    "I like your sense of humor
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



  2. #2
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    hhaahahahaha.... i have already read all of them....

  3. #3
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    India
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,517
    Country: India
    Rep Power
    0
    yeah, me too

  4. #4
    Varun_Abhi
    Guest
    Opps then sry guys i will try to post new jokes......

  5. #5
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    its ok varun it isnt ur fault.... hahahahaha.... infact it is our fault that we read alot of jokes... hehehehehe...

  6. #6
    Senior Member Array sunnyajmal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Hearts
    Posts
    28,915
    Country: Afghanistan
    Rep Power
    0
    hahahaha... nice joke with nice comments....

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)







Similar Threads

  1. Sardar Jokes : Clean Funny Jokes
    By pradeeppotter in forum Jokes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 07-15-2009, 01:28 AM
  2. Husband & Wife jokes, & more jokes!
    By cute hearts in forum Jokes
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 05-23-2009, 11:53 PM
  3. jokes and jokes
    By fun4ever in forum Jokes
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 09-16-2008, 10:01 AM
  4. More Sardar jokes(The jokes r really funny)
    By shalin_99 in forum Jokes
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 08-03-2007, 10:49 AM
  5. Some jokes....
    By anonomous100 in forum Jokes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 01-03-2007, 07:51 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  



Get Daily Forum Updates

Get Most Amazing E-mails Daily
Full of amazing emails daily in your inbox
»» Join Nidokidos E-mail Magazine
Join Nidokidos Official Page on Facebook


Like us on Facebook | Get Website Updates | Get our E-Magazine