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    Ramta Jogi

    Very funny Laloo Jokes

    Laloo at Bar

    At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
    And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

    Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."


    Laloo as Model

    After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling.Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.

    Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! Laloo, third from left!


    Laloo's Clock

    Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

    She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

    Yamraj answered, "Those are lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

    " "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

    That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."And whose clock is that?"

    That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

    Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

    "Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.

    Wait or Weight

    Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

    Laloo's Family Planning Policy

    Laloos family planning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"


    Laloo wants to know time difference


    Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las vegas...".

    The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

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    Ramta Jogi
    Source of this post is
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    vErY Funny jokes

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    Ramta Jogi
    If u like Pls Reply . so that i can post more...
    thax a lot

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    MY Dear Friends ,
    Thanks a lot to show wonderful response.

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    Good ones, but why are you thanking yourself lol

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    Ramta Jogi
    because nobody was giving ... but thank god jojo has come.... thanks jojo

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    hey, these jokes are too good. i almost fall from my chair!! post more jokes.

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    Above jokes & your reply to jo jo also nice & joke is all over there.

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    Thanks A Lot Lieutenant Srimayee and CWO Sathika.
    It is really wonderful and surprising for me that so much senior officers are reading and more important thing is they are replying . I am very greatful to both of you.

    Again One More time I am in Thanking Mode( Note : I am writing all the forms of Thanks which known to me. Pls choose any one or all.. none is not available)


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