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    Varun_Abhi
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    Santa -- Banta -- Back

    Just For Smiles ..!!
    Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
    Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

    Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
    Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
    Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

    Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
    Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
    Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

    Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
    Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?

    Santa meets his friend Bunta
    Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
    Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
    Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

    Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
    Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
    Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.

    Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
    Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
    Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
    Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
    Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!

    Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
    Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.

    Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon...
    Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
    Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.

    Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
    Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.

    Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
    Santa : Kaise?
    Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'

    A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
    Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!

    Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
    Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
    Santa : How does that help?
    Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!


     



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    nice collection

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    hahahahaha....

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    Very nice and funny jokes yaar...
    Maza aa gaya..

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