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    School Days .......................

    Teacher:"What s your name?".
    Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
    Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
    Student:"My name is Sunlight
    .

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    Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student:Gandhi ji was born.
    Teacher :What happened in 1873?
    Student:Gandhiji was four years old.


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    Question:What is the fullform of maths.
    Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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    Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
    Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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    Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
    Student:A holiday


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    Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
    Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher :Why?
    Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


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    Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
    Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."


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    Teacher: How old is ur father.
    Sunny:As old as I am.
    Teacher:How is it possible?
    Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) =D>


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    Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
    STUDENT:32 yrs.
    Teacher:How do you know?
    STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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    hahahahaha... but last 1 was a bit confusing....

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    Hah hah ha
    Nice sharing

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    Nice ones.

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    hmm good....

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