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    Life ke Funde....... Thodi Masti

    "U love someone
    U marry someone else.

    The one u marry
    becomes ur wife or husband

    And the one u loved
    becomes the password of ur mail id"


    There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

    There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


    Three dreams of a man:

    To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

    To be as rich as his child believes.

    To have as many women as his wife suspects...



    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
    the kidney.

    If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
    manages with other kidney.


    Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne


    What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

    Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

    Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


    Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

    Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
    wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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