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    Medical Definitions

    Medical Definitions




    * Benign: What you be after you be eight.
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    Artery: The study of paintings.
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    Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
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    Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
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    Cesarean Section: .A neighborhood in Rome.
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    Catscan: Searching for kitty.
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    Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
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    Colic: A sheep dog.
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    Coma: A punctuation mark.
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    D & C: Where Washington is.
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    Dilate: To live long.
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    Enema: Not a friend.
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    Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur): A clumsy ophthalmologist.
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    Fester: Quicker than someone else.
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    Fibula: A small lie.
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    Genital: Non-Jewish person.
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    G. I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
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    Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
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    Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
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    Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
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    Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
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    Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
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    Nitrates: Cheaper than day.
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    Node: Was aware of.
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    Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
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    Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
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    Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
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    Post Operative: A letter carrier.
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    Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
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    Rectum: Darn near killed him.
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    Secretion: Hiding something.
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    Seizure: Roman emperor.
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    Tablet: A small table.
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    Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
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    Tumor: More than one.
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    Urine: Opposite of you're out.
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    Varicose: Nearby, close by.
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    Vein: Conceited



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    lolzzzzzzzzz, the pic is pretty scary..lol

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    God!!!!! the picture scared the nerves out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    lolssss ...

    yeh shahyad logo' ko beyhosh kernay k liyee hai ... hahahaha

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    Good ones, and also the pic

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    hahaha........

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    Wowwwwwww.... kya style hai....baap

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