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    Find a lawyer in heaven ....

    There was a couple who was about to get married. Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died.


     


    As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get married in heaven.

    St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.

    He was gone for several months then finally returned.

    The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here, eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"

    St. Peter looked them sternly and said, "Nope, Are U gone mad .... Iam hardly able to find a preacher up here, now how the hell iam gonna find a lawyer"



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    mmmmmmm

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    mmmm ???

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    lol...i really didnt find this joke funny..hehehehe

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    thats because u did not understand the joke...

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    i did...well maybe not the way that u did... i just didnt find it funny..lol...why dont u explain it to me huh

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    finding it difficult to have a preacher in heaven is funny... and how can someone find a lawyer up there?

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    meaning, lawers dont go to heaven?

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    k im really really tired..im off swetie..nite...

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    hahahahah... really nice

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