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    Lesson learnt!


    Read carefully its very interesting…..








     


    LESSON 1

    Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, 'Listen,' said the CEO, 'this is a very sensitive and important document, And my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?'

    'Certainly,' said the young executive.

    He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

    'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO as his paper
    disappeared inside the Shredder machine.. 'I just need one copy.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY IS: 'NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING'

    LESSON 2

    A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. Riding through a park, they com across a wonder lamp.

    They Rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

    The ghost says, 'Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are Three, I will allow one wish each'

    So the eager senior manager shouted, 'I want the first wish. I want to be In the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.'
    Pfufffff. And he was Gone.

    Now the junior manager could not keep quiet he and shouted 'I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.'

    Pfufffff. And He was also gone.

    The boss calmly said, 'I want these two idiots back at the meeting place, after lunch at 12.35pm.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY IS: 'ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST'




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    hmmmm intresting....

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    yea rite...

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    hmmmm true ...

    but if boss wished the same as U than ....

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    then u have to do it...

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    matbal

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    I didnot get the first one..............second one is nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by jugnoo
    matbal
    matbal ye ke.................






























    kuch khas nahi bas hans lu.......

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    lolsss ...

    faltoo ki bongiyaan hi marna ...

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