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    Varun_Abhi
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    Marriage Humour

    Getting married is very much like going to a
    restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and
    then when you see what the other person has, you wish
    you had ordered that.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________
    Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________
    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
    before the fight begins!
    _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ ___
    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
    do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs.
    Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
    being murdered.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________
    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such
    beautiful things as women and then he turns them into
    Wives!
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A
    man, who surrenders when not sure, is Wise. A man, who
    surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    If u r married please ignore this msg., for everyone
    else: Happy
    Independence Day
    __________ _________ ________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
    thinking about
    something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep
    before you finish.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    There's a way of transferring funds that is even
    faster than electronic
    banking. It's called marriage.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
    Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel
    kare aur agar
    Nark jaye to homely feel kare..
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding
    ?
    To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R
    Dead!
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    Different Phases of a man:
    After engagement: Superman
    After Marriage: Gentleman
    After 10 years: Watchman
    After 20 years: Doberman
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    There is only one perfect child in the world and every
    mother has it.
    There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
    neighbour has it
    _______ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ ___
    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
    The Master of
    Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other
    side, sir.
    __________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    _________ _
    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or
    cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury
    the ash.


     



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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nice post......very funny

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    Yah.. Man.... this is realy funny...god post keep it up.

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    LOLZ.... REALLY VERY NICE

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    Thanks for replying guys .....

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    most welcome dude...

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    hahahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......nice one your jokes r very nice abhi

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    abhi se matlab???? u think they were not nice b4?

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    good one

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    Hi dear sunny,

    I think ABHI is his name...................kya yaar tum bhi

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