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    Driving Exam Answers -Joke

    The following are real answers submitted in Driving Exams by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

    Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

    A: What for? He can't see my license plate.


     




    Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

    A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."



    Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

    A: Your car.



    Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
    A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.



    Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
    A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.



    Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
    A: The color.



    Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
    A: Heavy psychedelics.



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    hahahahaha..... brilliant replies...

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    Tell me is that a joke or foolishness lolzzz NICE keep it comin

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    lolsss

    if its really real - he'd be banned to get a license until he shows the OK certificate from mental hospital.

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    i think they are not one
    but many foolish
    hahahahhahahahhh

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    Good ones.

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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaha

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    hahahahah...

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