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    Universal Truths

    Each one is worth reading:

    · Whenever I find the key to success --- someone changes the lock.

    · To Err is human --- to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

    · The road to success --- is always under construction.

    · Alİohol doesn't solve any problems --- if you think again, neither does Milk.

    · In order to get a Loan --- you first need to prove that you don't need it.

    · All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

    · Since Light travels faster than Sound --- people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

    · Everyone has a scheme of getting rich --- which never works.

    · If at first you don't succeed --- Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

    · You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down --- it will always land on the buttered side.

    · Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

    · 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

    · As soon as you mention something --- if it is good, it is taken --- If it is bad, it happens.

    · He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

    · If you come early, boss is late. If you come late --- the boss comes early.

    · Once you have bought something --- you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

    · When in a queue --- the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

    · If you have paper, you don't have a pen --- If you have a pen, you don't have paper --- If you have both, no one calls.

    · All DTC buses are crowded.

    Corollary --- DTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.


    · The doorbell or your mobile will always ring --- when you are in the bathroom.

    · After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

    · If your exam is tomorrow --- there will be a power cut tonight.

    · The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors --- until another person is fired or quits.

    · Irrespective of the direction of the wind --- the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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    Nice post but shd be in inspiration section

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    Dont't know whether you hv posted this in correct catogary, anyway good one.............................. TNX

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    Sathika i really dint know that whether i m posting it in correct catogary or not .... but now i know i will take care

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    its alright varun mods will see and move in correct category

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