Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

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"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, he goes."

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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

******************************* Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.

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Wife: What will you give me
if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!
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