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    The voice

    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

    The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

    The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the
    corner, barely missing him.


     


    "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

    "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

    "Oh yeah?" the man asked..."And where were you when I got married?"



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    hahahahhhahahahahhahah

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    hahhahaha...

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    lol

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    i am so glad Haily, u are still with us!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muffy
    i am so glad Haily, u are still with us!!
    wht does it express Muffy
    she had gone to mental hospital for check up

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    Nice one Muffy

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    nice.......

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    mental hospital ku kiun badnam kar rahi hu yar... she must be admitted in a Veterinary hospital...

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    hmmm.... repost...... but still funny..... hehehehe

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