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    just for CANDID

    Candid: "Haven't we met before?"
    HAILY: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

    CANDID: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    HAILY: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    CANDID: "Is this seat empty?"
    HAILY: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    CANDID: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
    HAILY: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    CANDID: "Your place or mine?"
    HAILY: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


     


    CANDID: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    HAILY: "It's in the phone book."

    CANDID: "But I don't know your name."
    HAILY: "That's in the phone book too."

    CANDID: "So what do you do for a living?"
    HAILY: "I'm a female impersonator."

    CANDID: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    HAILY: "Do not Enter"

    CANDID:
    "I know how to please a woman."
    HAILY: "Then please leave me alone."

    CANDID: "I want to give myself to you."
    HAILY: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    CANDID: "I'd go through anything for you."
    HAILY: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."



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    I've read this before, but I still love it coz the names you replaced are apt for the conversation. LOL!!!

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    lol i kno..i've heard it before too, but i actually searched for this....i replaced the names to get at candid..lol

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    hahhahaha... very nice conversation b/w haily and candid...
    hey candid common man it needs to be answered...

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    Nice Conversation.
    The problem is wnere is Candid

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    Candid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Candid hazer hoooooo....lolz

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    Re: just for CANDID

    Candid Hazir HAi
    I was out of town for two days
    ppl thought he ran away and commented so much on me that i have to think before posting the reply
    I am back dear
    Dont shout
    Quote Originally Posted by Haily
    Candid: "Haven't we met before?"
    HAILY: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
    Candid: "Oh i see, i was there with ur BF"

    CANDID: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    HAILY: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
    Candid: "That was the first mistake in my Life"

    CANDID: "Is this seat empty?"
    HAILY: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
    Candid: "U need so much space to sit then u can sit alone"

    CANDID: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
    HAILY: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
    Candid: "yah rite, U can fit below that"

    CANDID: "Your place or mine?"
    HAILY: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
    Candid: "Thanks I am happy u selected to go to urs or else my neighbour will be afraid"

    CANDID: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    HAILY: "It's in the phone book."
    Candid: "I have searched but which mental hospital do u stay"

    CANDID: "But I don't know your name."
    HAILY: "That's in the phone book too."
    Candid: "First i shd know the Mental Hospital Name"

    CANDID: "So what do you do for a living?"
    HAILY: "I'm a female impersonator."
    Candid: "Thanks God i am Male"

    CANDID: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    HAILY: "Do not Enter"
    Candid: "There is no such Sign written on ur Face"

    CANDID: "I know how to please a woman."
    HAILY: "Then please leave me alone."
    Candid: "Hey i said A Woman not u"

    CANDID: "I want to give myself to you."
    HAILY: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
    Candid: "Fact is U dont deserve it"

    CANDID: "I'd go through anything for you."
    HAILY: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
    Candid: "I am Already Bankcrupt"

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    aawwwww.... so sweet.....

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    nice.........

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