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    A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

    Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

    The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

    This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."

    Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."


     


    Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Ramesh."

    Replied the other, "Santa."

    A few hours later, Ramesh managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."

    Santa responded, "Sagittarius."



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    New Astrological Patient
    hahahahhahhahahahahhahahahaah

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    Good one.

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    i dont get it...

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    by saying cancer, he was talking abt the decease, not the zodiac sign!!!

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    hahahahahhaha....

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    lolsss ....

    next part of discussion continues in hereafter

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    where its continues jugnoo
    welcome to Nidos

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    thanks buddy .

    well i guess jitni speed sey intro chal raha hai us k mutabiq tau yeh log baqi ki baatein Ooper hi karein gey ..

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    correct bola
    nice sense of humor and jugnoo i hv seen ppl come a day and then disaapear dont do that
    hahhhahahhaahha

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