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    Actual Excuses Notes From the Parents

    The following is a collection of "actual excuse notes from parents
    (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at
    the University of Washington.

    * My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
    Please execute him.
    * Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
    shot.
    * Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
    30, 31,32, and also 33.
    * Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
    * Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
    fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
    * John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
    face.
    * Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He
    was hurt in the growing part.
    * Megan could not come to school today because she has been
    bothered by very close veins.
    * Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
    * Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea
    and his boots leak.
    * Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
    * Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
    * Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot
    to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
    Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
    * Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend
    her funeral.
    * My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She
    spent a weekend with the Marines.
    * Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold
    and could not breed well.
    * Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed
    with gramps.
    * Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
    * Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
    * Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,
    sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also
    sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever
    and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and
    fever. There must be something going around, her father even
    got hot last night.

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    really found tat interesting......tats y i put it here.....

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    thanks for sharing

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    nice... some of them rocked!!

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    thnx muffy............

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    very nice...hahahah

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    thnx sunny.....

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    welcome dude...

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