Few unknown facts!
*Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
*Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee.
*Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
*A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
*Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
*You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
*Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
*Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
*Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
*Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.
*My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
*Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
*Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
*A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
*You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
*It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
*Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
*Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!