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    Bholas Mom's Letter

    Pyaaaray Lal,

    I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last person who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.


     


    This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.

    The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

    We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning, I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are an uncle or an aunty.

    Your Uncle Herolal fell into a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

    Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out- he rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two friends drowned as they couldn't' get the gate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

    Love, Mom



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    lolzzzz i love this..i've read it before but its nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haily
    lolzzzz i love this..i've read it before but its nice
    nice style of telling repost yaar
    hahaahahahahaahah

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    Good one!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candid
    Quote Originally Posted by Haily
    lolzzzz i love this..i've read it before but its nice
    nice style of telling repost yaar
    hahaahahahahaahah
    i kno candid im cool like that lol

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    hmmmmmm.... yea she is sooooo coool...lolz


    nice joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haily

    i kno candid im cool like that lol


    spelling mistake, i am editting haily


    i know candid i am fool like that lols

    hahahahahahh
    just joking haily

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnyajmal
    hmmmmmm.... yea she is sooooo coool...lolz


    nice joke
    I kno im ...thnx sunny..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candid
    Quote Originally Posted by Haily

    i kno candid im cool like that lol


    spelling mistake, i am editting haily


    i know candid i am fool like that lols

    hahahahahahh
    just joking haily
    whtever candid...lol..but gotta give it to u..thats nice...see im such a nice person...

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    za mara... pregda...

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