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    A porter loaded down with suitcases followed Mr. & Mrs. Santa to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to the wife, "Why didn't you bring the piano, too?" "Are you trying to be funny?" she replied. "No, I really wish you had" he sighed. "I left the tickets on it."

    This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".

    Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".

    NASA was getting ready to launch a very important
    space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and
    double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
    However, on the day of our launch, something seemed
    to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never
    took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were
    puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
    Finally, there was an Sardar who offered
    to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and
    agreed to do anything.
    "Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the
    Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
    "Bring it back to vertical position" the Sardar said.
    The engineers did.
    "Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the
    rocket took off and flew into outer space!
    Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew
    what to do. He replied -
    "It is very simple. This is what we always do with our
    Bajaj scooters in India".

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    hahahahh... nice jokes

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