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    Message on the birthday cake

    Banta Singh wishes to observe his wife’s birthday by holding a party. So he goes to arrange a birthday cake.

    The salesman inquires him what message he prefers to* use on the cake.


     


    Well he thinks for a while and tells: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

    The salesman demands, “How do you wish me to set it up ? ”

    Sardar says, well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.

    The true fun didn’t kickoff until the cake was opened the entire party viewed the message decorated on the cake:

    “You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom”.



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    Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “Hey guys, what is your favorite flower? ”
    The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I wipe my shit with that! ’ the Englishman jeered.
    The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower.
    The Muslim replied: “Chameli” ‘Ha I wipe my shit with that! ’ The Englishman response
    The Muslim also got angry but kept quite.
    The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favorite flower? ’ Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “Now wipe your ass with that! ”

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    hahahaa... nice jokes

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    Lol at the second joke...I have heard the first one before..Good share anyway.

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    nice..............................

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    sardar getting smarter day by day
    hahaha

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