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    In this weird world we live


    * If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

    * Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

    * Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

    * Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


     


    * My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    * It today's world is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    * For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

    * If you look like your passport picture, you probably need that vacation.

    * Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    * A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

    * Eat well, stay fit, you will die anyway.

    * Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    * Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

    * Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

    * Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

    * Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

    * By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    * Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

    * Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.



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    lolz.... nice quotas...

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    Yes good quotes hehe...

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    nice quotes buddy...


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    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again



    Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

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    nice one !!

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    thats so good

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    nice

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    ya muffy good quotes yaar
    but they are no jokes yaar

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    yep....

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    sunny and zara where are u today

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