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    JOKES SMS

    Message pe message bhejte ho,
    bhej bhej kar bhaja kharab karte ho,
    bhajte ho to kya bhejte ho,
    dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.

    kash dil ki hasrat poori ho jaye,
    tum miss call karo woh receive ho jaye,
    hum baith kar baatein karein,
    hosh tab aaye jab balance zero ho jaye.

    aapki missed call bindaas hai,
    aapke sms lajawab hai,
    kabhi kabhi call bhi kar liya karo,
    suna hai aapki aawaz first class hai.

    pathar se dosti, jaan ko khatra,
    sardar se dosti, dimaag ko khatra,
    sarab se dosti, lever ko khatra,
    humse dosti, waqt bewaqt sms ka khatra.

    Subah sham teri yaad aati hai,
    sari sari raat jagati hai,
    karne ko to karlu phone tujhe,
    par customer care ki ek ladki hai,
    jo baar baar balance low batati hai.

    SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA,
    WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA,
    SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA,
    TOH PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!

    12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par
    sector 12 ki12veen gali ke 12ven makan ki 12ven floor
    mein picture dekh rahe the "WAQT HAMARA HAI".

    Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
    Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
    Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

    Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
    buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
    chahe jitna DEW pilalo,
    sabse aage hoga NIMBU-PANI!!
    humne piya hai tum bhi piyo.

    Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
    Santa singh : what is he studying ?
    Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !

    Zindagi behaal hai,
    Sur hai na taal hai,
    Msg box bhi kangal hai,
    kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
    Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

    Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
    ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
    Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
    kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

    Gadha bhi jo na khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
    Stupid idiot bakwas ho tum,
    52 Jokro wali taash ho tum,
    par phir bhi jo bhi ho Yaar Dost bahut Jhakkas ho tum....

    CIRCUIT:Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI:Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
    CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
    MUNNA BHAI:Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT:Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

    School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
    life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
    life so that you can die rich.
    nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
    marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
    bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.


     


    Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
    hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
    ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
    kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.

    Bathmeez
    Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
    Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
    Bandar tera MAMA,
    Billi teri MAUSI,
    Kutte mera YAAR,
    Aam ka AACHAR
    Miss u mere YAAR.

    Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti.
    Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

    A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
    an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
    a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
    but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

    Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
    guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
    aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
    Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
    Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

    Apple Kat ta hoon knife se,
    Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
    Kya zamana aaa gaya,
    Joote khata hoon wife se.

    Maine tumhare yadon mein,
    ro ro ke tub bhar diya,
    Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
    ki naha dho ke chal diye.

    This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,
    an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat!
    Now read it without the word cat.

    I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
    I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
    That's because Mainka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

    Joh sadiyon se hota aaya hai,
    Woh repeat kar doonga,
    Tu naa mili to tujhko dil se,
    Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga.

    Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,
    kisiko satane ki bhi had hoti hai,
    sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
    mufat ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti hai.

    Badi mushkil mein hoon,
    main kaise izhaar karu,
    tu to khushbu hai,
    tujhe kaise giraftar karu.

    Ram Ram frendwa kaisn ho,
    hamar se koi galti hui gawa kya?
    Tohar smswa ke darshan kiye 1 jamana beet gava,
    tanik ek dui smswa bhijwai do hamar tuntuniya pe.

    Prayer is a free outgoing call to god.
    No battery power, no charging, no network problem, no sim card.
    Always good signal and endless talktime.

    *~Special ? Friends~* ? *~
    _____*_*_*_*_______*_*_*_*______
    ___*_________*___*__________*___
    __*____________?___________ _ _*__
    __*____________* ______________*__
    __*_________?For? _____________*_
    ___*________?Some? ____________*__
    ____*_______?Special? ________*___
    ______*_____Friends_________*_____
    ________*_______________*_______
    __________*__________*__________
    _____________*____*_____________
    _______________**_______________
    ________________?_______________

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    U have been successfully Loaded.... Into my HEARTDISK as My Sweet Friend.

    if i was painter u wud be my painting,
    if i was an author u wud be my story,
    if i was a poet u wud be my poem,
    bou unfortunately i m a cartoonist.

    Ajeet : Is gaddaar ko shaampein mein dubaa do.
    Raabert : Lekin kyon, baas?
    Ajeet : 'Shame se' nahin to 'Pain' se mar jaayega...

    Raabert : Baas, Sona kahan hai? (Where is the gold?)
    Ajeet : Saara beach hamaara hai. Kahi bhee so jao raabert.

    Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai..
    Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre
    haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado.
    Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai.
    Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert. Isko bathaana hai ki ab yeh do
    ghadi ka mehmaan hai.

    Khuda Hi Khuda
    Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
    Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
    idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
    jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

    Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
    Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
    kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

    Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
    waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
    Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
    Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

    PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
    MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

    Bahu: Maa ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
    Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

    Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho.
    Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.

    How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHING.....
    Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

    Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well.
    Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
    Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why??
    Because Luv ke liye sala kuch bhi karega!!!!

    Angry Boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai..
    Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir..
    Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho..

    Why sindhis are banned from playing hockey and football?
    B' coz... corner milte hi DUKAN Khol dete hai...

    Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.
    Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai.

    MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
    Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

    SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
    JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

    Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge?
    Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

    Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana.
    Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

    Judge: U r crossing the limits.
    Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
    Judge: How dare you call me saala?
    Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

    Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha,
    kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui.
    dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.

    Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
    Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
    Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
    Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

    Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
    Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
    Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

    khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana,
    khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana,
    neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana.

    Tumne mere dil se khela,
    Tumne mere tan se khela,
    Tumne mere man se khela,
    ... Wah Wah Well Played.

    Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai...
    Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
    Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai...
    Isliye apko Kutta katega...

    Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
    Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha...
    Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara...
    Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha.

    Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
    Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai,
    Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
    Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

    Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai,
    kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai.

    Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
    tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
    Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.

    Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
    Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi,
    Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein,
    tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.

    Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
    Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
    Woh to humhe naa mili..................
    Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

    socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
    socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
    par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

    Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
    dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
    Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

    Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin glass mein hota hai,
    Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin saali ko hota hai.

    Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
    Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
    Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
    Fiteh Mooh Tusi ethe vii aa gaye !!!

    Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
    Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
    Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
    Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

    Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
    phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
    phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
    aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at bear bar.

    Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
    Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.

    Kya lekar aaya tha?
    Kya lekar jayega?
    Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
    Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

    Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
    Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
    Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

    Jaise Lohe Ko Loha Kata Hai,
    Sone Ko Sona Kata Hai,
    Zahar Ko Zahar Kata hai,
    Heere ko Heera Kata Hai,
    Waise he eik din aap ko kuta katega.

    Taste this SMS
    Did u feel the taste of ginger?
    Nahi?
    Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!

    Receive my simple gift of "LOVE" wrapped with "SINCERITY" tied with
    "CARE" and sealed with a "PRAYER" 2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life.

    Saweray tuaadi yaad aayi te Miss kitta,
    Dinne Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta,
    Ratti yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,
    Jado Jan te ban aayi te SMS kitta.

    Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO
    Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO
    PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO
    AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?

    How much is 1+1 = ?
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    Bataoo Na
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    Are you looking 4 answer?
    SHAME ON YOU!

    Morning News
    Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.
    Kindly tell them ur age.

    Thr's a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc,
    attendants r present but meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS.

    Yun to hum picha kisi ka kiya nahi karte
    Darde dil liya or diya nahi karte
    Yeh dil ka rishta sirf ap se hi hai
    warna itney SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi karte

    Aap jaisay log kuch khas lagte hain,
    Man meinhar waqat hum eik aas Rakhte hain,
    Najane kaab aa jaye aap ki SMS,
    is liya cell ko apney paas Rakhtay hain.

    Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem.
    Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right.
    The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.

    Har dil ki dharkan mein koi baat hoti hai,
    Har udasi mein kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
    Aap ko pata ho na hoa,
    Aap ki khushi ke peechay humari dua sath hoti hai.

    Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai,
    Dil mein kisi ki aas hoti hai,
    Tere din kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi,
    Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai.

    Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthai,
    liya paper aur tasveer aap ki batani,
    Socha tha ke us ko dil se laga kar rakhenge,
    Magar wo to bacho ko dranay ke kaam aai.

    Har Karz dosti ka kon ada karega,
    jab hum na rahe tu dosti kon karega,
    Aye Khuda mere dost ko salamt rakhna,
    warna meri Shadi pe dance kon karega.

    Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai.
    Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti,
    Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.

    Apun 1 sher bolega.
    Charo Tarf Chand fekarela hai light,
    Boteto Ho gai night,
    band karney ka tubelight aur sone ka tight bole to bye.

    Diya hai uper wale ne Mobile to
    Itna to kadar kiya karo
    Karo na karo call..
    par hazoor do-char SMS to kiya karo
    hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!

    1st Prize
    LOTS OF LUV
    2nd Prize
    LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
    3rd Prize
    FREE STAY IN MY HEART.
    Offer valid till I die.

    Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai,
    toote khwabo ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai,
    tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai,
    bandar jab koi as pas hota hai.

    Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
    Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi.

    Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hain,
    Abhi Mohabbat ke imthan aur bhi hain,
    Tum hi nahi jalate mere dil ko,
    College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hain.

    Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
    Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
    Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paoge,
    Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai.

    Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,
    Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
    Mombati boli-Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.

    Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi hamari tarah bhi jiya karo,
    Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

    Aap khubsurat hain itne,
    ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,
    hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,
    aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai.

    Meri SHAYARI Chali Shahar Main BENAAM Ho Kar,
    Kuch Anjan HASEENO Ke Paigam Le Kar,
    MEHBOOB Ke Labo Ko Chu Kar Wo SURKH ho Gayi,
    Lauti To APNA Hi IK Naya Naam Le Kar.

    MAIN JANNAT Ke SHOQ MEIN IBADAT NAHI KARTA,
    K YEH IBADAT NAHI TIJARAT HY
    MAIN DOZAKH K KHOF SY IBADAT NAHI KARTA
    K YEH IBADAT NAHI GHULAMI HY
    MAIN TU IBADAT SIRF IS LIE KARTA HOUN
    K MERA ALLAH IBADAT K LAIQ HY

    New Year, New Hopes New Ispirations, New Resolution, New Spirits.
    Lets Welcome 2007 Fresh and New, Lets Celebrate Cherish each Moment it Beholds,
    Have a Blissful Promising and Fulfilling New Year.

    Sending u 365 smiles today take one for now and keep the remaining 364 under ur pillow Pick out 1 everyday
    bcoz i want 2 see u smiling always dis new year... Happy New Year In Advance.

    After serious & cautious consideration,
    ur contract of friendship has been renewed for the new year 2008.
    It was a very hard decision to make. So try to b more loving & careful next year. Happy 2008!!

    Hoothon pe hasi, Aankhon me khushi,
    Gham ka kahi naam na ho,
    Apke liye NAYA SAAL le aaye itni khushiya,
    jiski kabhi shaam na ho.

    Aa gale lag ja mere Yaar,
    Dedo jadu ki Jhappi do char,
    Aise hi Kat jaye zindagi without any risk,
    Is umeed ke sath wish you a...HAPPY NEW YEAR

    Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala,
    Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala,
    Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala,
    Chand Tarey bhi Aap per hi Rosni dale... Happy New year.

    Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear,
    Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear,
    Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear,
    Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year!!
    HAPPY NEW YEAR.

    Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door,
    Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor,
    Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum,
    Naya Saal aaya hai chalo.. DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

    Is New Year mai, Lumha Bhar ki jo Rafaqat mil jae Mujh ko,
    Mai apne Subah Shaam Tere Naam ker doon,
    Ager Tuu mil jaye Buzm-e-History mai,
    Mai apni Zindgi ki haseen Shaam Tere Naam ker doon.Happy New Year

    New Year begins, let us pray,
    that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness,
    and abundance of new friends, God bless you through out the new Year.

    Wishing You Happy New Year,
    May You always keep in ur Heart the Special Beauty and Cheer of Happy New Year

    Sweetest Sunday,
    Marvellous Monday,
    Tasty Tuesday,
    Wonderful Wednesday,
    Thankful Thursday,
    Friendly Friday,
    Successful Saturday.
    Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

    Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai,
    Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai,
    Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko,
    2006 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar main.

    May The Year 2007 Bring for You.
    Happiness, Success and filled with Peace,
    Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends.
    Wishing You a... *HAPPY NEW YEAR*

    Wish You A... Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy,
    Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely.HAPPY NEW YEAR

    With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles.
    I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True.. *HAPPY NEW YEAR*

    Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
    Aane wala her Din laye Khusiyo ka Tehwar,
    Is Umeed ke sath aao bhoola ker sare Ghum,
    New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

    Bit gaya jo Saal, Bhool jayye,
    Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
    Karte hai Duaa Hum Rab se sar Jhukake,
    Is Saal ka Sare Sapne pure ho Aap ke*
    NAYA SAAL MUBAROK

    In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
    God stores his Blessings & Deposited 365 days full of Love,
    Faith & Happiness for You... So, Enjoy Spending.
    Happy New Year.

    Pura ho Aap ke sare Aim,
    Sada bahrte rahe Aap ke Fame,
    Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
    Aur mile a lot of Fun & Masti.
    Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity

    Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
    Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
    And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear.
    Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

    Memorable Moment r celebrate Together,
    U r My best Friend for Now & Forever,
    Make Me Miss U even more this New Year,
    Hope this New Year bring Happiness for you Dear.

    Aj Bhool jao Dunya k sare Ghum* Chalo Jhume ek sang Tum aur Hum,
    Aao baante charo taraf Khushyan aur Pyar,
    Chalo Dil khol ker bolte hain ...HAPPY NEW YEAR

    New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
    Everybody Loves only You Dear,
    All your Problems will be Finish.
    It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S Wish.

    Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
    Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
    Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
    Jab dil me ho aap har pal ke liye.

    Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
    ek jaam mohabat ke naam,
    Ek jaam wafa k naam,
    puri botal bewafa ke naam,
    Aur pura theka doston ke naam.

    Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
    Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya.

    Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
    Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
    Dil mein kyon na uge yaad teri,
    Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.

    Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein,
    kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha,
    Jajbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein,
    ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha.

    Us nay kaha mujh say kitna pyar hai,
    Main nay kaha sitaroon ka koi shumar hai,
    Us nay kaha kaun hay tumhain aziz,
    Main nay kaha dil pay jis ko ikhtiyar hai,
    Us nay kaha kaun sa tohfa hai maan pasan,
    Main nay kaha woh shaam jo ab tak udhar hai,
    Us nay kaha sath kab tak nibhaoo gay,
    Main nay kaha yeh sansoon ki jab tak taar hai,
    Us nay kaha mujh ko yakeen aaey kis tarah,
    Main nay kaha mera naam aitibar hai.

    tum pocho or ham na batain,
    ab aise to haalat nahi,
    bas aik zara sa dil toota hai,
    or to koi baat nahi,
    kis ko khabar thi sanwale badal,
    bin barse ur jatey hain,
    sawan aya tha per shayad,
    apni qismat mai barsaat nahi,
    mere ghamgeen honey per,
    ahbaab sabhi hain herat mai,
    jese pathar hon mai,
    mere koi jazbaat nahi,
    gham k andhere mai tujhko,
    apna sath kio manoo,
    tu to phir tuu hai,
    mera to saya bhi mere sath nahi.

    mili hawaon mein udne ki woh saza yaaro,
    ke main zameen ke rishton se kat gaya yaaro,
    woh bekhayal musafir, main rasta yaaro,
    kahan tha bas mein, mere usko rokna yaaro,
    mere kalam pe zamane ki gard aisi thi,
    ke apne baare mein kuch bhi na likh saka yaaro,
    tamaam sheher hi jiski talaash mein ghum tha,
    main uske ghar ka pata kisse poochta yaaro.

    dard kiya hota hai batayen gey kisi roz,
    kamal ki ghazal sunayenge kisi roz,
    thi un ki zid ke main jaun un ko manane,
    mujh ko yeh weham tha woh bulayenge kisi roz,
    us rab ki kasam main ne to socha bhi na tha,
    woh itna mere dil ko dhukhayenge kisi roz.

    kabhi mujh ko saat le kar,kabi mere sath chal kar,
    wo badal gaye achanak meri zindagi badal kar,
    huwa jis pe meharbaa tum koi khoosh naseeb hoga,
    meri hasratein to nikli mere ansuoon mein dhal kar,
    teri bejhijhak hansi say na kisi ka dil ho mila,
    ye nagar hai ainoo ka yaha sans le sambhal kar.

    KHUDA EK BAR USEY MERA BANADE,
    KITNA CHAHTAIN HAIN USAY KOI BATA DE,
    BOHAT NAZ HA HUMAIN APNEE MUHABBAT PAR,
    HO JAYE WO MERA AISAMOJZA DIKHA DE,
    AGR WO MERA NASEEB BAN NAHIN SAKTA,
    US K KADMOUN KI KHAAK MUJHAY BANADE,
    HAR PAL SIRF SAPNE USI K ,
    NA JAGOON MUJHE AISI NEEND SULADAY,
    YUN GHUT GHUT KAR JEENAY NAHIN CHAHTAY,
    YA WOH MJE MIL JAYE YA MJE IS DUNIY SE MITA DE.

    Mere haath uthe mere lab hile,
    mere dil se yeh awaz uthi,
    tere honton ki hansi teri aankhon ki dhamak,
    tere lafzon ki khushbu,Tere lehje ki dhanak,
    tu jo soche tujhe mil jaye,tu jo chahe woh ho jaye.

    Teri raahon main jugnu hoon,
    har qadam pe tujhe bahar mile,
    tu shad rahe abad rahe..tujhe zindagi se itna pyaar mile,
    mere lab hile mere dil se yeh dua uthe,
    Jab mehfil main tera zikar chale,
    har lab pe dua aye tujhe har khushi raas aye,
    Koi ghum na tere pass ho.

    Main dharti meli meli si,
    Tu ujala prem gagan,
    Tu chanchal shaor hawaon ka,
    Main kankar koi paon ka,
    Tu saat suroon ka roop koi,
    Main tapti jalti dhoop koi,
    Tu khushbu nirmal kaliyon ki,
    Main dhool udaas galyoon ki,
    Tu subha ka peghaam koi,
    Main bojhal dhalti shaam koi,
    Tu jungle ka mor koi,
    Main shehraon ka shor koi , tu ...

    Main aadmi aam sa,
    Ik qisa natmam sa,
    Na lehja bemisal hai,
    Na baat main kamal hai,
    Hoom dekhnay main aam sa,
    Udasion ki shaam sa,
    Jaisay ek raaz hoon,
    Khud se be-Niaz hoon,
    Na mehjabeeenon se rabt hai,
    Na shuhraton ka zabt hai,
    Ranjha, Na qais Hoon,
    Insha, Na faiz hoon,
    Main paier-e-iklaas hoon,
    Wafa, Dua or aas hoon,
    Main shaks Khud-Shanaas Hoon
    Tum hi karo faisla!!!
    Main aadmi hoon aam sa?
    Ya phir bohat hi "Khaas" hoon.

    jir ki aag mei sulgo to bura lagta hai,
    tum mere dedar ko tarso to bura lagta hai,
    ek tamanna hai faqat mujh pe meharban raho,
    tum kisi or ko dekho to bura lagta hai,
    meri rooh tarasti hai teri khusbo ko,
    tum kahein aur jo mehko to bura lagta hai,
    aarzo hai tere noor ko her pal dekhon,
    tum mere pas se utho to bura lagta hai,
    main utha sakta hoon jab sare naaz tmhare,
    jana tum kisi aur se routho to bura lagta hai.

    Koi dost hai,Na raqeeb hai,
    Tera sher kitna ajeeb hai,
    Woh jo ishq tha,woh junoon tha,
    yeh jo hijar hai,yeh naseeb hai,
    Yahan kiska chehra padha karun,
    Mere kaun itna kareeb hai,
    Mere saath chal,
    Yahan sab ke sar per selaab hai,
    Gilla karain tu kisse karein,
    Jo hogaya woh naseeb hai.

    Tum mery dil main samao to koi baat bany,,,,,
    Phir kabi door na jaoo to Baat Bany,,,,,
    Pyar kehny say to baat nahi banti,,,,
    Pyar ban k dikhaoo to koi baat bany,,,
    Hum to chup chup rehty hain magar
    Tum a ker hansao to baat bany,,,
    Saath deny ki to sabi baat kia kerty hain,,
    Tum Kabi Saath Nibao to batt bany,,,,
    Rootho soo bar hamain koi shikiat na ho gi,
    Rooth kay maan bhi jaoo to baat bany,,,
    yeh ankhain her dam udas raha kerti hain ,,,
    inn main koi khawab sajao to baat bani.

    Dunya ma 'dil wale' to bohat hain lakin 'dil dene wala' koi nahi"
    "Dunya ma 'pyaar wale' to bohat hain lakin 'pyaar dene wala' koi nahi"
    "Dunya ma 'Bewafa' to bohat hain lakin 'Wafa karne wala' koi nahi"
    "Dunya ma 'Humsfar' to bohat hain lakin 'Sath chalne wala' koi nahi".

    Mulakat ka woh "Lamha" Ankhoon ma woh "Pyaar ka kumar"
    Hontoon pe woh "Baatain" Dil me woh "Bekrari"
    Rooh ka woh "Tdapna" Do dilon ki woh "Juustju"
    Befikri ka woh "Aalam" Eik dusre per woh "Andha aitbar"
    Bandagi ma woh "Kho jana" yeh sub do Dilon k milna ki ilamat hai yaar
    agar aisa hone k baad do Dil bichad jayein to bohat dukh hota hai yaar.

    Kyun ?? mera dil kahta hai k ma tum ko yaad karon Kase ma tum ko un lamhon se sarchar karon Kyun ?? Tum mujh se wada kar k milne nahi atte kese kese bhane kr k tum mujh se dur nahi jatte Kyun ?? Tum mujhe youn sitaoo ge zindagi bhar Kese in yaadon ko apnaoo ge tum Kyun ?? Tum mujhe aise sitaoo ge kese in muhabbat ki batoon ko thukrao ge Apni muhabbat ki khatir ek din to laut kr aoo ge. . .. . .

    Dil k dariyan ma se hum kese guzar jate hain.. ..
    kisi ko bgair kuch kahe us ka dil todh jate hain.. ..
    badi hasrat se us ne apne dil ko sapnoon ma bsaya ho ga .. ..
    lakin hum badi be dardi se us ka dil k sapne todh jate hain.. ..
    kuch lamha guzar jane ke bad hum khud ko bechain kr jate hain.. ..
    lakin us k dukhon ka ahsas nahi kr pate hain hum.. ..
    badi mushkil se hum kisi ko apna bna pate hain.. ..
    lakin jub wo naseeb ma na ho to khudh ko apna qasoor war thahrate hain.. ..
    na jane kese hum Dil k dariyan ma se guzar jate hain.. ..

    KYA BATAYE KAISE LIKHTE HAIN HUM,
    BUS YUN SAMJHO UNKI YAAD MAIN DO SHABD KEHTE HAI HUM,
    MILTI HAI JAB FIR AAP JAISE DOSTON SE WAH WAH,
    TAB PATA CHALTA HAI AREY YE TO SHAYRI LIKHTE HAI HUM,

    Samandar main utarta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain,
    Teri ankhon ko parhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati,
    hain Tumhara naam lene ki ijazat chin gayee,
    jab se Koi bhi lafz likhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati,
    hain Tumhari yadon ki khushbu khirkion main raqs karti hain,
    In main sulagta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain,
    Hans kar jheel leta hoon judai ki sabhi rasmain,
    gale jab us ke lagta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain,
    Jane is qadar ho gaya hassa main kab se,
    Kisi se baat karta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain,
    Woh sab guzray huye lamhe mujhe yaad aate hain,
    Tumharye khat ko parhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain,
    Main sara din buhut masroof rehta hoon,
    magar joonhi Qadam chokat pe rakhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati,
    hain Tere koochay se ab mera talluq wajbi sa hai,
    Mgar jab bhi guzarta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain,
    Hazaron mosamon ki hukmrani hai mere dil par,
    Main jab bhi hansta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain.

    To mere saath qadam ko qadam mila ke to chal Tumhari rah main wafa ke diye jala doonga To mere saath chaale to yaqeen hain mujh ko Main tere qadmon main khushian sabhi bicha doonga Tumharye honton pe agar naam ghair ka aya Mujhye tumhari qasam sab jahan mita doonga To mere pyar ko chahat ko azmaa ke to dekh Main tere pyar main deewar o dar gira doonga Yeh mera wada hai mar bhi gaya to bhi sanam Main apne pyar ka tum ko yaqeen dila doonga

    muj se nafrat ki ajab rah nikali usne...
    hasta basta gharkar dia khali us ne...
    mary ghar ki riwayat se woh khub waqif tha...
    judai mang li ban k sawali usne.

    MERE DIL KA KAMRA KARLO OCCUPY MAT DENA PYARE RENT TUM SINGLE PAYI MERE DIL MAIN HAI EK AISI ACCOMODATION,JISKA HAR EK KAMRA HAI AIR CONDITION,,,,,,, MAT LEKAR AANA PYARE TUM CHAAR PAYEE.MERE DIL KA KAMRA KARLO OCCUPY

    Teri baraat hogi Mera janaza hoga,
    char admi tere sath honge char admi mere sath honge,
    Phool tujhe per bhi honge Phool mujhe per bhi honge,
    Tujhe per dulhan ka jora hoga Mujh per kafan ki sajawat hogi,
    Lali tere chahre per hogi Noor mere chahre per hoga,
    Khubsoorat tum bhi lag rahi hogi Khubsoorat main bhi lag raha honga,
    FARK SIRF ITNA HOGA Tum kisi ki zindagi main ja rahi hogi Main tumhari zindagi se ja raha honga,
    Mera naseeb teri kismat se acha hoga Mera gham teri khushi se acha hoga,
    Yakeen na aae to apni ankhoon se dekhna Mera janaza teri baraat se acha hoga,
    Mere samne rukhsat jo teri baraat hogi Us lamhe gul-e-shamay hayaat hogi,
    Wo bhi jan kesi aafat ki raat hogi Pehloo main kisi k meri Qainaat hogi.

    E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde, Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
    Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine, Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
    Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna, Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
    Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse, Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
    Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam, To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

    Pya mara thukra daina walay tara shukria..
    mujhe mare he nazroo main gira daina walay tara shukria.

    Chaly bi aao k tum bin guzara nahi hota,
    Koi pal aisa nahi jub tum ko pokara nahi hota,
    Jo guzar jay teri yaad k bagair,
    Yaqeen mano aisa koi lamha hamara nahi hota.

    wo bewafa mera imtihan kya legi,
    nazeren milaege tu nazre jhuka legi,
    use mere kabr par diya jalane mat dena,
    woh abhi nadan hai apna hat jala legi.

    Mujhse to yeh chand bhalla jaise sitaro ka sath mila Kehne ko sub kuch pass hai mere,
    tanha raat me didare-yaar na Mila Chandani Raaton me apane chand ka didar mangata hun
    Ye meri Tanha raat Tujhse apna Bichada Pyar mangata hun.

    Zindagi ke udaas kagaz pe,
    Dil ka paigham likhne wala tha,
    Roshni bikhar gayee warna,
    Tera hi naam likhne wala tha.

    Kahin chand asman men kho gaya Kahin chandani bhi bhtak gaya Main charagh wo bhi bhuja hua Mera pyar najane kahan mujhse bichhad gaya.

    Humse Jo Bhi Milte Hain,
    Woh Apne Khayalon Main Khus Rehtein Hain,
    Socha Tha Hum bhi Kuchh Apni Sunayen,
    Par Woh Apni Sunakar Chale Jaate Hain.

    Meri SHAYARI Chali Shahar Main BENAAM Ho Kar,
    Kuch Anjan HASEENO Ke Paigam Le Kar,
    MEHBOOB Ke Labo Ko Chu Kar Wo SURKH ho Gayi,
    Lauti To APNA Hi IK Naya Naam Le Kar.

    Aap kya jaano kya hoti hai tanhayi Toote hue patte se poocho kya hoti hai judaai Yun bewafai ka ilzaam na do Is waqt se poocho ki kis pal aapki yaad nahi aayi

    Ek hi nazar mein aap hamare mehmaan ban gaye Do baatein kya ki saara jahaan ban gaye Pass rehkar bhi log hamare ban na sake Door rehkar bhi aap hamari jaan ban gaye

    Chale Jayenge Aap Ke Gulshan Se Murjaye Phool Bankar,
    Beh Jayenge Aap Ki Aaakho Se Ansu Ban Kar,
    Aaj Aap Ke Pass Mere Liye Fursat Nahi,
    Yaad Karoge Jab Reh Jayenge Yaad banker.

    Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,
    Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,
    Tu mat aa lakin aane ka wada to kar,
    Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge.

    Wo Chand jaise Aasman Main Chamakte rahe,
    Hum Raat Bhar Unki Chamak Main Khoye rahe,
    Jante The Kabhi Na Pa Sakenge Unhe,
    Phir Bhi Har Dua Main Unhi Ko Mangte Rahe.

    seetaro ko aakho main mahfooj kar lo ki kahi dur phir aadhi raat hogi musaafir hai hum bhi,
    musaafir ho tum bhi phir na jaane kab kis mod par mulaakat hogi.

    jeete the jis ke liye us ne jeeteje sula diyamohabbat ke nam sekisi ne hamara yakeen tak utha diya kasoor tha itna hamara ke kar bathe the hum un se pyar aur ik wo the keh pyar ka wada kar ke bhi hum ko bbhula diya

    Wo yaroki mehfil,wo muskurate pal,
    Dilse juda hai apna bita hua Kal.
    Kabhi jindagi guzjarti thi Waqt bitane me,
    Aaj waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaj ke note kamane me.

    Chhaye hue the badal lekin barse nai,
    Dard bahut tha dilme par hum roye nai.
    Koi na hamara jo humse puche,
    K jag rahe ho kisike liye
    ya kisi ke liye soye nahi.

    laot jate hein log hamara gam dekh kar,
    jase iehar laot jati hai kinara dekh kar,
    mat dena mera janaze ko kandha,
    kahin zinda na ho jaon tera sahara dekh kar.

    main tere gulshan main ghar abad karna chahta hoon
    magar tere gulistan ki abadi ko barbaad nahi kar sakta.

    Har Sham Chiragon Se Saja Rakhi Hai
    Har Raat Taron Se Jagmga rakhi hai
    Na jane kis gali se aa jae mere jaan
    hum ne har gali pholon se saja rakhi hai.

    Woh Kehta Tha Tomhain Apna Bana Kar Choron Gha,
    Aur Pher Howa Be Youn us ne apna bana k chor diya.

    MERI ZINDAGI USKI SAATH HO, MERI ZINDAGI USKI BAAT HO,
    JO JHUKE NAZAR USKA KHUWAB HO,
    JO UTHE NAZAR USKI ZAAT HO,
    MERA HAAT ME 1PHOOL HO,OR WO PHOOL USKA HAAT HO.?

    Phir kahin door say sada do mujh ko,
    Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujh ko,
    Tum to suraj ho tumhain meri zaroorat hay kiya,
    Main dia hoon isi chokhat pay jala do mujha ko.

    Is dil ko to bas us ki yaad aati hai,
    Aur is dil ko Udas kar jati hai,
    Koi pochta hai hum say k pyar kitna hai,
    Kuch nahi keh patay bas aankh bhar aati hay.

    Girl: Will u marry me?
    Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
    Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.

    Santa: Yaar Main apni Girlfrnd nu Gift dena hai,Ki davan?
    Banta: Diamond da haar dede.
    Santa: NAA, Koi aisi cheez daas jri os ne kaade na layee hove.
    Banta: Phansi de dey.

    SANTA comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe.
    Teacher - Go home and change.
    SANTA- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.

    Santa : arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
    Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
    Maine usko itne khat likhe k woh postman ke saath bhag gayi.

    Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS,
    Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
    He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue,
    and finally the Ears using a torch.
    Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

    Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir.
    Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.

    Santa :- Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe Aids hai.
    Yeh Aids hoti kya hai?
    Banta Singh:- A - Ab.... I - Iss..... D - Duniya se.... S - SasriYakaal.....

    Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
    Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

    Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
    Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
    Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

    Banta: Yeh chaaku(knife) kyon ubaal rahe ho?
    Santa: Suicide karne ke liye,
    Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
    Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

    Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyon di?
    Sardar : Yaar woh badi character less thi..Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.

    Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.
    Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
    Banta:No,agr usne handwriting pehchan li to?

    Teacher: “Why majority of South Indians are black”?
    Santa: “Oh ji ... becoz they always watch Sun tv, Surya tv… without applying Sun screen lotion”!!!

    Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C , Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..
    Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??
    Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C !

    Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
    Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
    Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
    Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.

    School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
    Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya,
    Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
    Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.

    Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah,
    Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah,
    Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah,
    Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.

    Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
    Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge,
    Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
    Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge.

    Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
    waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
    Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
    Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

    Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se,
    Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se,
    Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.

    palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
    Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
    Aasani se nahi mile ho tum,
    National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!

    kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
    Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...

    Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
    Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
    Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....

    Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
    Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
    Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
    Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...

    PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
    SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
    DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
    DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....

    Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
    Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
    Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
    Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....

    College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
    Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
    Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...

    Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
    Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
    Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
    Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

    Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
    Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
    Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
    Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...

    Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
    Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
    Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
    Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

    Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
    Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
    Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
    Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...

    Baithe tere khayalon mein,
    Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
    Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
    Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...

    Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
    Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
    Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
    Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...

    Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
    Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
    Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
    Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...

    Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
    Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
    Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...
    kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...

    har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
    Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
    khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
    Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon.

    Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
    Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
    Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
    Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

    Ek ladki thi dewani si.
    Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
    Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
    Yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?

    Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
    Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
    Unhe khilane pilane mein hui hai yeh haalat,
    Kasam khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai.

    Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye,
    Meri Sari jaydaad rishtedaar kha gaye,
    Marne Ke baad bhi unhone ki meri saath cheating,
    Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.

    Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
    umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
    kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
    hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

    Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
    ki woh aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
    ek cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
    kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

    Zindagi behaal hai,
    sur hai na taal hai,
    message box bhi kangal hai,
    kya aapki sms factory mein hartal hai,
    yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

    Wo aaj bhi humein dekh kar muskuratein hain,
    wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskuratein hain,
    yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
    jo mujhe Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

    Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
    dil mile na mile hath badhate rahiye,
    Taj na banaiye costly padega,
    har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

    Jab jab ghire baadal teri yaad aayi,
    jab jhoom ke barsa saawan teri yaad aayi,
    jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
    ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de bhai.

    Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
    agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
    jab wo jaage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
    phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

    Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
    pyar ke rivazon ko zamaana kya jane,
    hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
    ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jane.

    Meaning of Friendship
    F - Fun
    R - Rational
    I - Impartial
    E - Emotional
    N - Never Ending
    D - Dependable
    S - Special
    H - Heart Warming
    I - Interesting
    P - Priceless

    Gabbar v/s Sambha
    Gabbar:- Kitne admi the?
    Sambha:- Sardar 2.
    Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi aati.2 kitne hote hai?
    Sambha:- Sardar 2, 1 k baad aata hai.
    Gabbar:- Or 2 k pahle?
    Sambha:- 2 k pahle 1 aata hai.
    Gabbar:- To bich me kaun aata hai?
    Sambha:- Bich me koi nahi aata hai.
    Gabbar:- To phir dono ek saath kyon nahi aate hai?
    Sambha:- 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai. Kyon ki 2, 1 se bada hota hai.
    Gabbar:- 2, 1 se kitna bada hota hai?
    Sambha:- 2 ,1 se 1 bada hai.
    Gabbar:- Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
    Sambha:- Sardar maine apka namak khaya hai. Mujhe goli mar do.

    Name – ‘DON’
    Head – ‘GANGSTER’
    Bhai – ‘MUNNA BHAI’
    Add. – ’36 CHINA TOWN’
    Guru – ‘BLUFF MASTER’
    Dushman – ‘SARKAR’
    Khoon – ‘AB TAK 56’

    Star has 5 ends,
    Square has 4 ends,
    Triangle has 3 ends,
    Line has 2 ends,
    Life has 1 end,
    But Good Relationship has no end.

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T (…) V W X Y Z.
    Did I miss some thing?
    No I have put u safely in my heart.

    1+1=2 eyes seeing u,
    3+3=6 sense feeling u,
    12+12=24 hrs. waiting for u,
    50%+50%=100% worried about u,
    and 182.5+182.5=365 days miss u.

    Flowers will die and sun will set,
    But u r a person I will never forget.
    Your name is precious, it will never grow old,
    It is engraved in my heart with letters of gold.



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