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    Modern Maths, very funny.......!


    Look at this

    Equation 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore,

    Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

    if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

    In other words,

    Human that don't know to enjoy = Donkey that work (Eqn 1)


     


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    Equation 2

    Men = eat + sleep + earn money
    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money (Eqn 2)

    If Men - earn money = Donkeys

    In other words,

    Men that don't earn money = Donkeys (Eqn 3)


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    Equation 3

    Women = eat + sleep + spend
    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend (Eqn 4)

    If, Women - spend = Donkeys

    In other words,

    Women that don't spend = Donkeys (Eqn 5)

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    To Conclude:

    From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
    Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend

    So,

    Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

    Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

    From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have

    Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend

    From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude



    Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

    and the Donkeys live happily ever after!




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    hehe

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    just "hehe"?

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    yeah, like hum log kabhi sudhrenge nahi...

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    hmm... ddint get u... kehna kia chahtey ho?

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    y do we consider ourselves donkeys....

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    its just a joke...otherwise i dont know y u consider urself a donkey

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    well, tum aur main milkey hue na donkey...

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    hhahahahahaahahah...

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    Hahaha good one

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