Beta: Ami kya hamaray mamu "CHOHAY" hai
Ami: q beta esa q kah rahay ho
Beta: Ami jab bhi mai un say bat karta hon kahtay hai k khamosh ho jao bill bana raha hoon
Chunti aur hathi ki love marriage hoi Dosrat din hathi mar gaya ,
Chunti boli : wah ray muhabbat!! ek din ka pyar hoa ab sari zindagi qabar khodnay mai guzray gi
[b]Dad went to school 4 getting de report card of his son.
Dad: madam kab deingi ap?
Teacher: Periodd khatam honay tak to intezar karoo
Dad: Beta paper mai 80% no. lenay hai
Beta: Dont worry dad 100% longa
Dad: stupid mazaq karta hai meray sath?
Beta: Pehlay mazaq kis nay shuru kia tha ?
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Dunya 1 sarak hai insan 1 musafir hai imam ki car mai beth kar namaz ka stering pakar kar deen ka horn bajatay hoe shetam ke traffic se bech kar jannay mai jana hai
Easiest way to Die
1.Have a cigratte daily u'll die 10 years earlier
2.Have a drink daily u'll die 30 years earlier
3.But love someone truly u'll die daily
[b]Ek admi raat ko apni biwi say pochta hai!! sisak sisak k marna thekh hai ya aik dam?
Biwi: Aik dam
Admi: to phir dori tang b mujh par rakh do
Ek raat light chali gai .....
Sardar: Oye !! kam se kam fan to chalo
Sardarni: kar di na sardaron wali bat fan on karongi to candle nahi bujh jaygi!!!!
Gabar: Kitnay admi the?
Samba: Sardar 2
Gabar: mujhay ginti nahi ati,2 kitnay hote hai?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 kay bad ata hai
Gabar: Aur 2 k pehlay?
Samba: 2 k pehlay 1 ata hai
Gabar: To bech mai kaun ata hai?
Samba: Koi nahi
Gabar: to phir dono aik sath kiun nahi atay?
Samba: 1 k bad hi 2 aa sakta hai q k 2, 1 se bara hai?
Gabar: 2, 1 say kitna bara hai?
Samba: 2, 1 say 1 bara hai
Gabar: Ager 2, 1 say 1 bara hai to1, se 1 kitna bara hai?
Samba: Sardar tumhari maa ki qasam, mujhay goli mar do
Hazrat Musa Alaisalam ne ALLAH ta'la se arz kia k
ay ALLAH bahoo acha hota k 4 cheezein hoti aur 4 cheezein na hoti
1.Zindagi hoti maut na hoti
2.Jannay hoti dozakh na hoti
3.Daulat hoti tangdasti na hoti
4.Sahat hoti bemari na hoti
Ghain se awaz aii
1.Ager maut na hoti to mera dedar na hota
2.Ager tangdasti na hoti to mera shukiria kaun ada karta
3.Ager dozakh na hoti to meray azab say kaun darta
4.Ager bemari na hoti to mujhay yad kaun karta
How 2 identify sardar g in class
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Simple
Just look who is erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board
I LOVE YOU.....
YES! I LOVE YOU
SACH MAI! I LOVE YOU
PLEASE BELEIVE ME! I LOVE YOU
Kiun kay doctor kehta hai kay paglon ka ilaj pyar say hota hai
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