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    Top 25 Explanations By Programmers

    Top 25 Explanations By Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work


     


    1. Strange...
    2. I've never heard about that.
    3. It did work yesterday.
    4. Well, the program needs some fixing.
    5. How is this possible?
    6. The machine seems to be broken.
    7. Has the operating system been updated?
    8. The user has made an error again.
    9. There is something wrong in your test data.
    10. I have not touched that module!
    11. Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
    12. You must have the wrong executable.
    13. Oh, it's just a feature.
    14. I'm almost ready.
    15. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
    16. It will be done in no time at all.
    17. It's just some unlucky coincidense.
    18. I can't test everything!
    19. THIS can't do THAT.
    20. Didn't I fix it already?
    21. It's already there, but it has not been tested.
    22. It works, but it's not been tested.
    23. Somebody must have changed my code.
    24. There must be a virus in the application software.
    25. Even though it does not work, how does it feel



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    hahahaha.... thats true...

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    scientifically true
    future scientist MR DARANI

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    very true...

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    tats natural human tendency...I was reading about a research made by psychiatrist on software professional. It was given there.....

    Was bit interesting one.....
    thnx frnd....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candid
    scientifically true
    future scientist MR DARANI
    hey candid ..u've crush over darani??? u female?? ahem ..ahem..

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    shainee...y this murder wish upon me?

    ha ha ha....lolz.....

    Ok say me this thing....Y r u worried abt candid luvin me r not? Oh ok ok i'll not ask it...its ur personnal......
    got it......

    hey candid watch out..!!!!!A girl is bhind u.............

    ha ha ha.........lolz.......

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    hahaha ..I'm not really worried but curious ..

    just that I noticed candid flattering u in few places ..hahaha .. just wonder if it's with any special intention .. but anyway I really don't know if candid is a he/she??

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    me too d same case....ok if candid is a "he" then u take...I don't care....

    ha ha ha....Poor candid.........

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    hahaha... bilkul correct.... thnx for sharing

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