Ausay pyar karkay meri qismat hi jag gai
ausay pyar karkay meri qismat hi jag gai
mai nay itnay love letter post kiay kay wo
"POST MAN KAY SATH HI BAGH GAI"
A very sexy an attractive femal employee meets her boss and says "Sir will u remove something from my breast"?
WHATS THAT ?
SHE: "YOUR EYES SIR!!!"
One larki larkay kay pas gai
larkay nay aulta kia
pechay say khola
aur ander dala
larki bahoot khush thi
wo pahli bar dalwa rahi thi
"MOBILE MAI SIM CARD"
Achay dost : "HATH" aur "ANKH" ki tara hotay hai ,
jab hath ko taqleef hoti hai to ankh roti hai ,
jab ankh rotay hai to hath ansu pochta hai
Admi to sardar says: Was your wife a virgin when u married? sardar: I dont know some says "YES" some says "NO"
Aunts were bathing n elephant jumped into phool
All aunt got out of water ,
1 aunt aunt climbed onto the back of the elephant ,
All aunt shouted "DABA DABA KAY MAAR SALAY KO"