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[darani]

Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.



Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it..




1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.





Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision !


I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

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[darani]

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai...



Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u?




I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone .



Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...




Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.




() """ ()
( 'o' ) hey..
( ,>o<, )
Dost...

() _"""_ ()
( o )
( ,("") )
Naaraj ho...
Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..
****************************

,-'''-.-'''-.
(you&me)
'-. .-'
'v'

have unique & strange Friendship
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( ';' )
(,) (,)
ME unique

<) ''.'.'' (>
( (oo) )
(,,,) - (,,,)
You so strange

[darani]

Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
GOOD LUCK




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just
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if my sweet
FRIEND is okay!






My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes


Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You





The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

[darani]

Some One


is Loving You


Caring for You

Watching over U

Protecting U

Guess Who?

yes

GANPATI
BAPPA MORYA







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(o) (o)
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Nothing...

Just a mischievous little hi!
How r u?







Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS






$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H - aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree? Do you?






Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!





You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier!

[darani]

Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation,
Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!!






Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...






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apun ne, liya hai...
kahi jana ho to bindas
chabi le jana...!!

[darani]

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Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon







The world doesnot need more mountains to
climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!
what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!
GOOD MORNING







Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...


Dost me aap jaisa...


Nalayak koi nahi!







A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"







FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...

"F O R E V E R"







The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES






I Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

"Have a beautiful and smart week."







This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!







is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..







Friendship Test
Call if U love me
Missed Call if U are a true friend
Text back if U care
Text a joke if U like me
Just ignore if U hate ME?
I'll wait 5mins.






Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!





A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day,
Hope everything turns out
great for you Today!!!
Good Morning!
(> " " <) Have a
( = 'o'= ) Nice
_(,,) _ (,,) Day!!






(((((( ))))))
(((( @) (@ ))))
(((((; <_> ))))
(((((( ,__, ))))))

You are so...

B H o o T I F u L








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Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
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Minus karO
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Multiply karO
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Divide karO
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enjoy karO!
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no smses na?

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Katti!








Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,
ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai..






Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!






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Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

[darani]

Wishing u hapiness
as big as Ganeshji's Appitite,
life as long as his trunk,
troubles as small as his mouse, and
moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.





New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A







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Keep SMilinG & b HaPPY. Hav a GooD Day!










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now u !' . , . !
see me (" ._, ")
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now u
don't



but despite
my absence



you are never
forgotten!










One day
Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears.

[darani]

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..







jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS






Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.






From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!







I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !







Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,
jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...







Wonderful people r carefully created by God,
wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.







Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there "








Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...








Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...2000000

      

Hello,


U R So,


art!

S art!

m
s art!

m
s art!


s artm!


m
s art!


m
s art!


ms art!

m
s art!

SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...

[darani]

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....





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GOOD MOô

GOOD MORNING...






God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.






I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you.

[darani]

When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!





Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint...

Me and Your
Boy Friend..







Good Night


Sleep Tight


Sweet Dreams



For what u r pressing button? that's all

Lorie bhi sunau kya?







When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....







If at any time ur life is like a 'Candle in the Wind' den i'll put my hands around u so dat all burns r mine & al lites Urs.








Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz
kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko,
wo andaz kahase Lau,
Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...








Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint...

Me and Your
Boy Friend.. :-)







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.-"-.
(___)

/',)
.-"-.
(___)

A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.